the performers...
'We're stealing a fat dude ?'
Quiet please...
step into my office.
coming soon...

For all those times you were at an art exhibit wondering just how hard it would be to steal that "priceless ugly thing". Or how easy...

Introducing Stella, Alex and John: three honors students with a taste for anti-establishment pranks and the skill level to execute them seamlessley. Crammed with all that accessible knowledge and the competitive spirit of youth, they decide to tamper with the eccentric egos of the art world. With the help of a friend skilled in replication, they decide to relieve a museum of a prized scultpure. At first, the plan is to replace the statue with an exact replica but Stella can't resist throwing in an unexpected variation.

Of course it would've helped if she'd told Alex and John about it.

[to download full script in pdf format click here - 74.8kB]

To see alternative poster art click the image to the right.